Tender Offer

I'm reminded of a bloke I once saw standing on Santa Monica Boulevard holding a sign that read something like "I'll do anything you ask if you can get my screenplay read at CAA." (This was when I was at CAA, then the place to be.) The guy, unfortunately, was not at all hot so I pretended not to notice him. I often wondered, if he had been incredibly cute, what would I have done?

The poor lad here in need of a sandwich and a reach-around was found at the great blog Gay Man in the High Desert.