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Spice Dude

Who is Spice Dude? This is a rhetorical question, I suspect. He has become something of an icon on gay/bi blogs and websites. You've probably seen this guy before on some other page. His image has been passed around so often the origin is probably now lost forever.

Whomever he is, he oozes raw masculinity and stalwart power. This guy has genuine presence. He looks no more than twenty-five but perhaps is even high school aged. He obviously pumps iron. If you asked him his two favorite things in life, I suspect he might answer "the gym and pussy." He has a smoldering presence that suggests a laconic intensity, exactly the sort of personality that makes women wet and men swoon.

Strapping, brawny lads like this usually end up working in the shipping department. Their zenith is high school sports and a stint in the Marines. By forty, they are only a husk of what they once were. I hope that doesn't happen to Spice Dude.

He might be the exception to the rule. He could be on an Ivy League wrestling team. He could end up in law school, an editor of the law review. I know a guy like that, sadly not very well. He looks like he could juggle refrigerators, but he's also a skilled litigator. He looks fantastic at the gym, grunting and sweating as he throws massive weights around. He also looks fantastic in his crisp white shirt, power tie, and Italian suit. He is, in short, a god and effortlessly so.

Let's hope that's Spice Dude's destiny. He's too hot to ever go to seed.

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