Thatch

I will never shave my pubes. I had them shaved once involuntarily when I had hernia surgery, and the worst part of recovery was the nightmare of regrowth. I have really bushy, thick pubes, so when they grew back, they rubbed my junk and thighs like a wire brush.

I prefer men with a nice thick garden of pubes -- the thicker the better. When I go to the gym, I sometimes overhear whispered remarks about my thick pubic pelt, invariably from lads who've shaved themselves to resemble an eight-year-old.

Hopefully soon the waxing and shaving trend in porn will soon wane. I want to see men, not plucked chicken. To that end, here are some blokes with a nice thick crotch rug.