Bo Duke, the Middle Years

Unless you're Amish or in the Taliban, you've almost certainly seen reruns of the original Dukes of Hazzard TV show. If you were young and mired in puberty when you first saw it as I was, the program's homoerotic subtext might have had an impact on you. John Schneider played Bo Duke and wore probably the tightest jeans ever seen and admired on network television.

Here are a few candid shots of John today at age 51, presumably taken in his home gym. If only more middle-aged men looked like this, the world would be a better place. He looks like he's freeballing in the middle image.