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A show of hands here -- who has not had a sexual fantasy involving a hot guy in an elevator? I know I have -- and whilst in the elevator with any number of big strapping strangers.

I'm always so helpful and make sure to hold open the door whenever a hot young bloke makes a dash for the door. Big muscular deliverymen always appreciate this, although the other passengers don't.

I once got stuck in an elevator for a few hours with several other people. Alas, I was the only male. I was hoping for some hot firemen to come to our rescue, but that was not to be. After an interminably long wait where I learned far too much about manicures, shoe sales as Nordstroms, and daycare options, the car just started up again.