D'oh

Can we talk? Criss here is not very likely not to read my blog, so I think I can speak candidly: he looks as dumb as a stump. If you've seen any of his porn, he couldn't act his way out of a paper sack. His face is goofy and he looks like he's perpetually confused. He's all cock and constantly in search of poon. He's like a pussy shark -- he has to keep hunting pussy or he'll die.

That's all part of his appeal for me -- I like 'em big and dumb. He nicely fits that bill. He's more buff now than you see here, but I couldn't find any recent shots without him plowing some girl. He did a little bit of gay-for-pay early in his career, mostly jerkoff scenes or getting sucked while watching straight porn, but he did do at least one scene where he buttfucked another lad.