Sheriff Colton Ford

Colton Ford is not a real sheriff. He's a former pornstar turned singer and actor. The production and publicity stills below are from a gay-themed vampire soap called The Lair, which I've never seen.

He looks hot in these shots. Real cops tend not to be this photogenic, but when they are, they're certainly worth watching. I'm not sure if an actual sheriff would wear a goatee like this or leave his shirt half unbuttoned, however.

I've never figured out why Americans have different names for cops. In some areas they're a "sheriff" whilst in others they're "police." In Los Angeles, for example, the city has police but the county has sheriffs. They do the same thing.

Nevertheless, as long as they're hot, who cares what they're called? A hot real cop is a true god.