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I Need New Tires

Tire salesmen can be fast-talking hucksters like Mitt Romney. But when your tire salesman is naked, you know he can't have any tricks up his sleeve. (Okay, I know it's an inner tube and not a tire, but how long did it take before you noticed that?)

I actually do need new tires and the place where I buy them has a major hottie who is very honest. He's straight, married, and keeps fathering more children, so no chance of anything more than sightseeing and a competitive price on new radials.

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