Straight Guy Needs Help

The producers of this clip are marketing the bloke as straight. I believe they're being honest, unlike the many times when gay lads are fobbed off as hets.



This guy is absolutely scalding hot in the body department, but his onanism skills are lacking. Notice how he just yanks on the thing until he cums. Were he gay, he'd make love to his own cock with a variety of strokes and grips. He'd prolong the pleasure.



A gay man is not timid about his own penis the way a straight bloke is. If he was one of our tribe, he'd enjoy his own body and run his hands up and down his ripped abs as he pleasured himself. He'd probably edge himself, too, building up a huge load of spunk until his balls ached and precum oozed all over his shaft and balls.



He'd slow down at times to tweak his nipples whilst bouncing his cock around by gyrating his hips to prolong the time before orgasm. He'd enjoy the little show he'd put on for himself, savoring his rigid cock bouncing against his stomach and thighs. He wouldn't neglect his balls or his bunghole, either.



When a straight man jacks off, he fantasizes a woman is yanking his crank. He closes his eyes and sees mental pictures of her sucking and fucking him. He is, essentially, fucking an imaginary woman. A gay man, however, makes love to the man in himself. He enjoys his own body and masculinity the way a straight lad never could, because essentially the heterosexual man is desperately trying to blank out the realization that you're really fucking a man, who is yourself.



So Mr. Hottie in this video needs to stop by my place for some jackoff studies. I think he'll need the full twelve-lesson plan. He needs much more hands-on experience.