Horndog Park Rangers

Although porn conceits are often absurd, the idea of two horny park rangers getting it on could actually happen. The mostly male rangers in remote wildernesses might turn to each other for companionship and release. I've visited many of the American national parks, where some of the rangers are truly incredible studs -- muscular, outdoorsy, masculine, and with those hot Smokey the Bear hats, too. They're all so wonderfully friendly when they lead you on their nature talks that it's easy to see how something could happen.