The Torpedo

Ernesto lived in fear of gym day, when all the other lads teased him about his oversized endowment. They mockingly called him "The Torpedo," even to his face.

When he went away to college, he prayed he would land a single room but he did not succeed. He vowed never to undress or change his clothes in the presence of the other blokes.

One day, however, his roommate walked in on him and caught him stark naked as he was changing. But Ernesto was pleasantly surprised at the unexpected reaction. He had no idea another man could do something like that with his mouth.