Locker Room Orgy

Probably a sizeable majority of gay men have had locker room shower fantasies at one time or another. After all, it's a great place to sightsee -- where else do you see bareass studs in daily life except for the gym, where the men usually are fitter than average?

I will admit my overactive imagination is a curse in a locker room. I have to force my mind to picture something unpleasant -- a horrendous plane crash, my house having an unexpected termite infestation, a lengthy tax audit by a woman who looks like Mimi Bobeck's uglier sister with a mustache.

Otherwise, if I think about a spontaneous orgy whilst in a locker room shower, I'm afraid I'd soon end up with an outrageous woody.