Tenting

When I was on a flight about six months ago, I heard two straight blokes in the row behind me speaking quietly about their home life. One said his wife got angry whenever she spotted him walking around their bedroom either naked with an erection or with a hard-on visible under his boxer shorts. The other bloke sympathized and said his ex-wife was much the same way. Apparently the women in question were outraged men seem to think about sex constantly.

I had a little epiphany at that moment -- how much different and better it is to be a gay man. You walk around the house with some tenting, and if you live with your lover, almost invariably he'll be delighted. He'll drop whatever he's doing to help you out. A boner is an invitation, not a provocation. Mars, meet Mars -- he's so much easier to please than that Venus you've been hanging around with.