Rant

Brandon, the bloke below, is a "legit" model I've featured in this blog twice. He's done some important professional shoots. To the best of my knowledge, he's never done full-on nudity or any kind of porn.

I've noticed (who couldn't?) a trend amongst mainstream models who do these "nearly nude" shots. They yank down their shorts, exposing their pubes and a tiny glimpse of their cock root. But they're not full-monty nudes.

So what's the point? It's like saying "I have a penis; I don't have a penis." We know you have a dong. You're even showing part of it. Why not bare all? Are you worried you'll shock your granny if you let us see the whole organ, but this coy shit is somehow "decent"? That it's porn if we see your glans but this is upright and okay with about 2 percent of your body covered?

Brandon, just show us. Show. Us. Haul down those knickers and let us all see what you're barely covering.