Harder Please

What a way to wake up, and what a way to be rewarded for wakeup service. I'll be out of town this week and staying in a hotel. I wonder what number I dial to get this kind of wakeup attention?



(I only ask that rhetorically, of course. I am deeply in love with my boyfriend and steadfastly faithful. But I am missing him right now and won't see him again for another week.)