If I Had a Hammer...

Although frequently drunk on the job, often well behind schedule, and sloppy in his work product, Biff was nonetheless the most popular carpenter in West Hollywood. For the life of him, however, he could never figure out why he was so much in demand.

This photo brings to mind one of Matt Groening's "Life In Hell" cartoons from about twenty years ago which featured the one-eared rabbit Binky lying on the floor nearly comatose from liquor. He clutches a drill in his hand and stares at a wall scarred with about a hundred random holes. The caption read: "don't drink and drill."